ROAD RAGE #32: LEFTOVER TURKEY

It's leftover turkey at Road Rage this week.

In The Rant, we argue for a longer Thanksgiving and a shorter Christmas season.

What Were They Thinking? plays the game: Unlucky or Stupid?

The Limbo Files has a special Rush Limbaugh Christmas edition.

We're All Gonna Die!! talks about the plight of the letter carrier, the dangers of toys to children, and how meditation can cause your brain to grow.

Have a turkey sandwich and listen to Road Rage. Your brain will grow, too.

ROAD RAGE #31: BORN TO RUN

We celebrate the 30th anniversary of the release of Born to Run, Bruce Springsteen's breakout masterpiece, with a look at Bruce's future.

We also talk about The Hypocrite's Ball, a virtual party we're holding, and you can help select the guest list.

What Were They Thinking? looks at Sony, which has been busy infecting its customers' computers with Spyware.

We're All Gonna Die!! talks about radioactive goats, earning a living after you're dead, and the health benefits of petting a dog.

We have audio this week from The Three Stooges, Casblanca, Rain Man, Steve Martin, and The Boss.

Listen to Road Rage and you'll find a reason to believe.

ROAD RAGE #30: ALWAYS LOW WAGES

THE LIMBO FILES IS BACK WITH A REPEAT PERFORMANCE BY ONE OF OUR FAVORITE GUEST CONTRIBUTORS, PAT ROBERTSON.

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! TALKS ABOUT SNAKES, AND IN A WAY, SO DOES WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

WE HAVE A ROAD REPORT, AND THE RANT RETURNS TO WALMART FOR ANOTHER LOOK AT THE FUTURE OF RETAILING.

LISTEN TO ROAD RAGE, OR GOD WILL GET YOU.

ROAD RAGE #29: YOU SAY YOU WANT AN EVOLUTION

This week we look at the influence of religion in our lives.

We're All Gonna Die!! asks why parents would deny their children a life-saving medicine. We also look at the battle over the science curriculum in Kansas. It's not about evolution: it's a war against science.

What Were They Thinking? looks at the Vatican's school for exorcists, a judge in Utah with three wives, a Southern Baptist holy war, and we learn that E.T. was Christian.

The Rant figures out how evolution and intelligent design can both be right.

Listen to Road Rage. It will be a religious experience.

ROAD RAGE #28: THE GALES OF NOVEMBER

This week on Road Rage, we fearlessly predict the next big thing in TV sports for couch potatoes. Having completely missed the whole Texas Hold-em poker thing, We find a new sport which requires almost no muscular activity.

What Were They Thinking? shows how to play Russian Roulette with a nuclear reactor, just like the Russians do.

We're All Gonna Die!! looks at studies -- lots of studies. Retiring early can kill you, work can kill you, dog walking is healthy, but dogs suffer from the stress of their masters.

The Rant takes note of deer hunting season, and wishes for bad weather for the next four weeks.
(NOTE: The line "THE GALES OF NOVEMBER COME EARLY" is from The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot © 1976 Moose Music, Inc)

If you listen to ROAD RAGE, you can stay indoors, and nobody will mistake you for a deer.